It is a tough library world out there. Where shall little Sassers make her home? In an igloo? On the beaches of Hawaii? She really just wants to stick around Boston, get an apartment, take her cat back, and march along her merry way.
Why doesn't anyone listen to the plot she has set up?
Are you there god? It's me, Sassers.
Tonight is bingo night. Yeehaw. I hope to win, in no certain order: a monkey, money, a library job, sticks of fried cheese, earrings and/or a tee shirt saying "I heart Bingo." I don't know what the real prizes are, but maybe they will listen to my ideas.