1. I won $80 at the Mystic Lakes casino in Minnesota last night. I won some sort of slot machine featuring a used car lot theme with Sal the crazy guapo. It was fun.

2. I got a hair cut today, and decided it is not a good plan to get a hair cut from a man who wears a hat while he cuts hair. Why that didn't dawn on me at the time is a whole different story.

3. Liora is being mean and making me type on the floor and it is hard and my hands are cramping.

4. We went to the Mall of America today. It was wholly overwhelming and huge. I no longer wonder why Liora and her friends call it the Mall of Hell.

5. Pistons are on tonight. I may owe up on the bet I made with a fellow librarian-ess.

6. The wedding is soon. It will be fun. We are having fun.

7. I am worried at how often I get a hit from someone Googleing "how to make a fake vagina." Is there really that much of an interest there? I mean, I get one of those a day. No, really. A DAY.