Today involved fun at the doctor. Guess who has an anal fissure? Oh me! Thank you gastric bypass for pushing protein and making me forget to eat a lot of fiber.
Guess who has either narcolepsy or hypersomnia? Oh it's me again!
Guess who is tired of doctors? Did you pick me? That would be the smart bet.
This weekend we are off to Chicago pride. I am soo ready to be out of here.