I am back in Michigan and it is nice. I have already seen two movies, "Elf" and "Mystic River". Might I reccomend Elf? Too many people die in the other one.

My gay boyfriend cut my hair today. He refers to me as his favorite little lesbian. I bet he says that to all the girls.

I am an online bill paying newbie. I really have no idea how to do it, and I tried today (I am at the library!), but I think I overpaid someone and underpaid another and I think I had something set up to just take money out of an account, but I don't have money in the account to be taken out and can they make me pay twice if I am dumb and go to the site and pay? I need my paper mailings I think. Call me old fashioned. No, order me an old fashioned. I am going to switch back to good ole tree killing and then at least I will use up all the stamps I have.

My moms and I are going shopping. Whee! I tried on some pink cords yesterday but they were like Fort Knox to get into. What kind of pant needs 4 buttons, a clasp and a zipper? Celebate pants. That is the answer.

I have seen D and Kate and Rose and CDiddy and Ms. Cat (who didn't recognize me, and hid under the bed). My bro comes home soon. Add another old fashioned to the order.