You know you are a librarian when:
you own cat socks and you wear them.
everyone in the breakroom reads during lunch.
you haven't seen the sun for days.
reading "Booklist" and "Library Journal" fill hours and hours of your time.
you recall the place of certain books in the library and can pull them up at a moment's notice.
you have food crusted on your shirt and no one tells you.
friends expect that when you are on their Trivial Pursuit teams, you will put it out for them in the end.
you have stacks and stacks of books on your desk.
reading is encouraged during work hours.

I have found out some thangs being a worker here in the last few days. Mostly, I have bruises, wear shoes that don't fit, and a hot face.