A shocking discovery has been made:
Study: Fat People NOT More Jolly

I didn't get this from The Onion, but rather from CNN. What a great headline. I laughed.

I had cottage cheese for me breakfast. There were strawberries attached in a sidecar. Yay for sidecar fruit.

I can't wait for Piratas del Carribean Dos! I wish I could go to the 12.01 am showing, but I gots to work on Friday. Perhaps after? Unclear.