Most mornings for b-fast I eat a South Beach Diet Chocolate Peanut Butter Meal Replacement Bar (not to spell it out or anything) in the car on the way to work. I had chocolate on my face from about 8.14 am until I went to the bathroom at 11 am and saw it in the mirror.
Why didn't someone mention, hey you have weird shit on your face? People are willing to be like hey you look pregnant, but no one wanted to be like hey you have crap on your face?
At least it's off now and the day can move on.